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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6350
  • Number of comments : 447
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Miss_Whipped : I'm a gamer and I work from home for a company that would prefer I keep it quiet. :(
I'm pretty open-minded.
I like kicking back and being generally unproductive - albeit with brief intervals of productivity every now and again.
I enjoy the F'd things in life.

~~Also, since you've taken the time to visit my profile, you should give a fuck. :)~~

Anything - within reason - that I haven't covered here, feel free to ask about.

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Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15514) - you deserved it (1816)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:08am - misc - by ApparentlyaPotato (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16847) - you deserved it (3696)

On 02/09/2016 at 9:29pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20211) - you deserved it (1645)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm - misc - by Asian - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20075) - you deserved it (1391)

On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19323) - you deserved it (1774)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Sgt_Jackrum (woman) - United Kingdom (Sandwell)

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20591) - you deserved it (3436)

On 02/04/2016 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by doodlecrzyMeg (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard some gossip at school about a weird kid who supposedly jerks off at every house he visits. They were talking about my brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20812) - you deserved it (1454)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:53am - intimacy - by concernedsis - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19529) - you deserved it (1572)

On 02/03/2016 at 11:59pm - health - by FueledByFate - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19726) - you deserved it (1518)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm - misc - by Lord_Nick (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while on the tram with my friend, we ended up discussing religion. When we started talking about God, some guy asked us, in a serious tone, to "stop talking about me" because it was really starting to bother him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17691) - you deserved it (2125) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/03/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by DieuEstUnHomme (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22342) - you deserved it (1409)

On 02/03/2016 at 8:33am - health - by Ishikur (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19456) - you deserved it (1759)

On 02/02/2016 at 3:27pm - misc - by oh, shit...... - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML

Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18846) - you deserved it (1666)

On 01/21/2016 at 1:17pm - love - by Septy (woman) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24833) - you deserved it (2304)

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