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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9225
  • Number of comments : 649
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Miss_Whipped : I'm a gamer and I make bank from home in my PJs (sadly, not through gaming).

I'm open about myself. I may not always have the most agreeable things to say, but I'm honest and that's what matters.


Miss_Whipped's page activity

Visits<b>platypus546</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 10:38pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 6:20am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 11:56pm<b>sirrubberduckie</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 2:56pm<b>Jakey_Ringo</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 1:41am<b>patwo8</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 5:08pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 11:37am<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 6:33pm<b>cuz803</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 11:05am<b>vreid</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 9:38pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 5:09pm<b>gamermonster</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 8:52am<b>CaitOlivia94</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 10:11pm<b>coquinchat</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 10:57pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 7:20pm<b>ruffnack</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 2:12pm<b>DeMamp</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 12:56pm<b>faeprinxe</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 5:40am

Fucked!<b>ironhead</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 8:01pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 10:49am<b>TrippyEyes</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 12:48am<b>no0ne0890</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 10:01am<b>mccrightp</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 1:47pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 5:47am<b>delichick</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 3:51am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 12:55am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 10:42am<b>zainman13</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 6:21am<b>stellasue11</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 5:10am<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 10:33pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 5:27am<b>Zer0lla</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:10pm<b>Shaky_Spear</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:45am<b>kentrm</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 11:07pm<b>biscuit182</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 8:40pm<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 8:03pm

Miss_Whipped's FML badges

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Seen it!

You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

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Miss_Whipped's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

by Modeon123 / 10/20/2016 at 6:11am / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous

Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML

by Miss_Whipped / 10/14/2016 at 2:04am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML

by bobafett892 / 10/02/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Work

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to shower together, things were getting heated until we actually got into the shower and found my roommates fingernail clippings all over the place. FML

by anonymous / 10/02/2016 at 2:38am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I'm jobless and picked up transcription work online. I typed furiously all day. I have made a grand total of $2.06. FML

by Whybother / 09/20/2016 at 4:13am / United States (Hawaii) / Work

Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML

by tequilashot / 09/20/2016 at 12:40am / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love

Today, they opened a new firing range behind my housing block. No big deal, except they are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. FML

by ItnHmn / 09/16/2016 at 3:58pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my son thinks it's acceptable to use words like "on fleek" in high school level essays. FML

by Sadmom / 09/13/2016 at 10:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML

by jshum / 09/13/2016 at 11:02am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

by MarsMayFall / 09/12/2016 at 5:56am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

by RhiannonMuh / 09/09/2016 at 4:01pm / Germany (Bayern) / Love

Today, I got a call from my panicking grandmother. I asked her what was going on, and she explained that, “Godzilla doesn’t work.” Not really understanding, I asked her to clarify. “Yes, you know, Godzilla, to use the internet.” FML

by Grandzilla / 09/09/2016 at 12:10am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Geek

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

by ripped / 09/07/2016 at 10:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, I finished writing my Masters thesis. It's 25,000 words long. I showed it to my tutor, who told me it was completely wrong and that I have to start again from scratch. It's due in two weeks. FML

by n3rdzgotskillz / 09/06/2016 at 10:45pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.