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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3290
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Miss_Whipped : I'm a gamer and I work for Apple.
I'm pretty open-minded.
I like kicking back and being generally unproductive - albeit with brief intervals of productivity every now and again.
I enjoy the F'd things in life.

~~Also, I can tell if you're messaging lots of girls on here when you message me. Get a glass of water if you're that thirsty.~~

Anything - within reason - that I haven't covered here, feel free to ask about.

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Miss_Whipped's favorite FMLs

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31752) - you deserved it (4585)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (2371)

On 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31968) - you deserved it (9309)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30826) - you deserved it (2)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:13am - intimacy - by fruitoftheloom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (6326)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26676) - you deserved it (6141)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35784) - you deserved it (3215)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40212) - you deserved it (2842)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:48pm - health - by Eww - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36861) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by dr.mantistobagon (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37109) - you deserved it (4931)

On 08/27/2014 at 12:56am - love - by Iamthatgirl (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML


Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49308) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43491) - you deserved it (4837)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:03am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58092) - you deserved it (8024)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML


I agree, your life sucks (42687) - you deserved it (4409)

On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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