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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8703
  • Number of comments : 619
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Miss_Whipped : I'm a gamer and I make bank from home in my PJs (sadly, not through gaming).

I'm open about myself. I may not always have the most agreeable things to say, but I'm honest and that's what matters.

ALL YOUR SNACKS ARE BELONG TO ME.

Miss_Whipped's page activity

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Fucked!<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 10:33pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 5:27am<b>Zer0lla</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:10pm<b>Shaky_Spear</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:45am<b>kentrm</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 11:07pm<b>biscuit182</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 8:40pm<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 8:03pm<b>earljonez</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 1:16pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 9:39am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 6:37am<b>RZAGZA</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 10:10pm<b>Redditfantic</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 9:51pm<b>ewildawe</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 9:07pm<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 5:32pm<b>puckyou</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 3:49am<b>finchy420</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Seethers96</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 11:40pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 3:51am

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Seen it!

You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

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Miss_Whipped's favorite FMLs

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

by FoodNeeded / 08/24/2016 at 10:24pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Money

Today, my family and I finally moved out of our apartment, and into a more accommodating house. However, as we were leaving, my brother leans over and whispers in my ear, "I've masturbated in every room of that apartment, but it was the best in your room." We've lived there for 3 years. FML

by Rowaelin16 / 08/22/2016 at 10:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, in an effort to try and get fit, I was doing yoga on my carpet when my foot slipped. It went under my radiator, which peeled the skin off my heel like peeling a potato. FML

by AlexB / 08/19/2016 at 3:01am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Health

Today, I woke up from an erotic fantasy about my boss. Today was also the day he wanted to have a nice long chat about my future with the company. I couldn't even look him in the eye. FML

Today, I almost got our office burned down by plugging the wrong charger into a laptop cooling fan. Tried to hide the incident and kept it casual but the smoke detector led it to my area and everyone knew I was the culprit. I'm a new hire too. FML

by funfettifirework / 08/18/2016 at 1:08am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Work

Today, I got a bad review on my work's Facebook page. The girl said I was very rude and I should never work with the public. I was trying to flirt with her. FML

by Bg2466 / 08/14/2016 at 11:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I bought an iPhone SE, so my mom decided to sell my old iPhone 5 on Craigslist. Since the 5 and SE look exactly the same, she ended up selling my SE instead of the 5 for $100. The buyer refuses to give it back. FML

by NaurLalaith / 08/10/2016 at 12:26pm / Money

Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML

by looser / 08/09/2016 at 8:48pm / Work

Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML

by BadLuckBetty / 08/09/2016 at 7:33am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML

by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I see our boss, visiting from USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking the cup will drop automatically. No time to explain, I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I know, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML

by arianelagolden / 08/04/2016 at 3:27am / Work

Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part: I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML

by damn you Ambien / 08/03/2016 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at work as a cashier, one lady's total was $1.32. She handed me the dollar, and then apologized. When I looked at her, confused as to what she was sorry about, she went wrist deep into her bra, grabbed some change, and quickly put it into my hand. It was wet and it smelt. FML

by CliffyB03 / 08/01/2016 at 5:00pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, on a girls night out at a very fancy restaurant, our waiter spilled my chocolate dessert over my new white pants. To repay up, they gave us a free bottle of red wine, which he promptly coated me in. FML

by Hutchie931 / 07/30/2016 at 7:24pm / United Kingdom (Dudley) / Miscellaneous