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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4364
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Miss_Whipped : I'm a gamer and I work for Apple (from home).
I'm pretty open-minded.
I like kicking back and being generally unproductive - albeit with brief intervals of productivity every now and again.
I enjoy the F'd things in life.

~~Also, since you've taken the time to visit my profile, you should give a fuck. :)~~

Anything - within reason - that I haven't covered here, feel free to ask about.

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Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML


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On 06/30/2015 at 11:33am - work - by AIienware -

Today, I politely asked a coworker to stop sticking his chewed-up gum to my desk. It's now 10:57 pm and my tires are slashed. FML


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On 06/24/2015 at 2:49pm - work - by Ain't going nowhere - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML


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On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was in the bathroom at a restaurant, my young son decided to drink the "slushie" I had ordered. We ended up at the hospital because that slushie was actually a margarita. FML


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On 06/19/2015 at 4:09pm - kids - by Kidisok - United States

Today, I went to the restaurant I recently got a job at, to take the introductory three hour training course. Afterwards, I was told I wasn't hired after all. Why? The girl I was replacing suddenly decided she didn't want to move away and quit after all. FML

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML


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On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML


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On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, I started working my new summer job at McDonald's. Only 2 hours into my first shift, my tooth falls out onto a young girl's tray of food. Not only did she see it, but my managers and other people waiting in line all saw it. I don't think I have a summer job anymore. FML

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML


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On 06/12/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by poor baby - Germany

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML


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On 06/12/2015 at 10:25am - misc - by rcarn - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML


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On 06/11/2015 at 9:44am - work - by McFuckYouTooCunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, the guy I made cookies for, spent hours getting ready for, and drove 3 hours in traffic to see never actually wanted me to come. When I knocked on his door, he opened it, but immediately closed it in my face. He then texted me saying, "I met someone else." FML

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML


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On 06/07/2015 at 5:46am - misc - by .......... (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML


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On 06/07/2015 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

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