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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5908
  • Number of comments : 420
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Miss_Whipped : I'm a gamer and I work for Apple (from home).
I'm pretty open-minded.
I like kicking back and being generally unproductive - albeit with brief intervals of productivity every now and again.
I enjoy the F'd things in life.

~~Also, since you've taken the time to visit my profile, you should give a fuck. :)~~

Anything - within reason - that I haven't covered here, feel free to ask about.

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Miss_Whipped's favorite FMLs

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14902) - you deserved it (1368)

On 11/30/2015 at 11:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21331) - you deserved it (1981)

On 11/25/2015 at 10:50am - kids - by ashamed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22205) - you deserved it (1666)

On 11/19/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LilPie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place. I was sure I was finally going to score, until my useless cat attacked her as we walked upstairs. She fell down the stairs and dislocated her ankle. Just my luck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22564) - you deserved it (4305)

On 11/07/2015 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27444) - you deserved it (5160) - Translated from the version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, my life became a lot more depressing. A while ago, some friends and I founded a "Forever Alone" club, because all of us were single at that time. I'm now the only member left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (2804)

On 10/18/2015 at 1:06pm - love - by Lena (woman) - Germany

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19913) - you deserved it (14016)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:25am - love - by biggs sprhro - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up in the elevator of my apartment building in the middle of the night, without my keys, phone, or shoes. Turns out I have been sleepwalking. FML

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd patronized for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24043) - you deserved it (4232)

On 09/16/2015 at 2:53am - misc - by BlueMacaw (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25526) - you deserved it (1874)

On 09/08/2015 at 8:35am - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22275) - you deserved it (7922)

On 09/07/2015 at 2:08pm - misc - by Blackshadows (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11797) - you deserved it (26238)

On 09/04/2015 at 9:25pm - work - by oww - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML


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On 09/04/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22736) - you deserved it (2271)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (4766)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

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