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Miss_Whipped

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7557
  • Number of comments : 539
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Miss_Whipped : I'm a gamer and I make bank from home in my PJs (sadly, not through gaming).

You're here for a number of reasons. In order from most common to least common:

1. You're a creepy guy who gets off to looking at pictures of girls on the Internet.
2. You're insecure and are trying to validate yourself because I commented something that offended you.
3. You liked something I said and want to know more about me. (Send me a message, silly.)
4. You accidentally tapped/clicked on my profile.
5. I accidentally tapped/clicked on your profile.

Either way, give a fuck and you will get one in return 'cause that's how I roll.

Miss_Whipped's page activity

Visits<b>PercyD1456</b> - 8 hours ago<b>OmgimBored</b> - 21 hours ago<b>TxAsMaD3</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 1:47am<b>nicolai44</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:08am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:50pm<b>User422</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 3:46am<b>lpfire61</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 10:55am<b>anarchymaniac</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:29am<b>hung060694</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 2:18am<b>princessofbelair</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 11:31pm<b>kevinjiang</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 10:56pm<b>crazybird525</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 10:38pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 9:05pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 8:58pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:58pm<b>rfish14</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 6:33pm<b>Rais</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:43pm

Fucked!<b>lpfire61</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:28pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:37am<b>RabijaBegic56</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 4:25am<b>waleedma</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 3:39am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 7:15pm<b>oyeh</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:32pm<b>santoshbabu</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 4:46am<b>jackassthebadass</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 6:00pm<b>igg125</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 5:27pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 1:32pm<b>missoops</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:51am<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 7:45am<b>asiansapphire</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 3:51am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:02am<b>v4valour</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 5:22pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 7:46am<b>Sandman0351</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 12:41am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:22pm

Miss_Whipped's FML badges

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You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Miss_Whipped's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to open the packaging to my new headphones, I got startled by my cat suddenly meowing and cut through the headphone wire. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2016 at 1:38am / United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin) / Animals

Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

by Why / 04/24/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I watched a large, sweaty woman stick a hairbrush down her shirt to scratch a rash on her back, before putting it back on the shelf. FML

by TheSneakyNugget / 04/24/2016 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

by sleepingbeauty / 04/24/2016 at 4:45am / United States (Mississippi) / Love

Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML

by 4evalone / 04/22/2016 at 2:06pm / United States / Love

Today, my blind date started with, "I am required by law to tell you this: I am a registered sex offender." FML

by w0w / 04/22/2016 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML

by rhiannakirwan / 04/17/2016 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that I wasn't going to be a father. My best friend is going to be the father to my girlfriend's child, though. FML

Today, I finally had to accept that I have feelings for a very cute and funny guy. It wouldn't be so bad if he weren't my brother. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was stretching, I realized my hand can reach all the way up to touch the fan, when it was on, and going full speed. FML

by numb fingers / 04/15/2016 at 1:54am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

by Hairy Cheek / 04/15/2016 at 12:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I came to class, prepared with my notes for the debate we were having today. My teacher then told me that I would be representing the opposite side I chose, despite her saying we could choose our own sides. This happened minutes before the debate started, and my notes were useless. FML

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 8:12pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

by Anon / 04/14/2016 at 6:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous