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Miss_Klutzie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 August 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1397
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Miss_Klutzie : Nena is what people call me.
19 years old.
I'm not sure why FML keeps changing my birthday but it is August 13th.
Cali bound girl :)
Anything else, feel free to ask(:
Find me on instagram or snapchat! @msklutzy -ig
@msklutzie -sc
And no, I don't want anything either so don't tell me i should make a kik, whatsapp (whatever that is) or anything else. I'm not big on all that stuff, plus i have no phone memory for that bullshit 😂😂
anyways, have a good day. :)

Miss_Klutzie's page activity

Visits<b>Blizzicus</b> - 15 hours ago<b>holymacabre</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 6:16pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 5:45pm<b>_parth</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 2:25pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 8:35am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 2:51am<b>tengo</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 3:38pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 7:30am<b>dom_g</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 12:38am<b>born_hustla</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 2:37am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 2:14am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 1:41am<b>christinascudder</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 4:41am<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 11:45am<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:31pm<b>terryaly</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 11:16pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 6:06pm<b>Mons</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 5:00pm

Fucked!<b>Blizzicus</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:50pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 9:08am<b>AscendV</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:59am<b>djf72</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 3:07am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 8:43pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:25am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 4:43am<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:42pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:23pm<b>tompom331</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 7:38pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:51pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 6:20pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:56pm<b>SampleSext</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:04pm<b>felixhdez</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:40am<b>dk1991</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 2:45pm

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Miss_Klutzie's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML

by Investing in Toilet Seatbelts / 02/14/2015 at 4:46am / United States (Nevada) / Kids

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

by paparoach / 12/21/2014 at 2:59am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

by Red / 12/04/2014 at 11:31am / Love

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

by blueballed / 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

by chumman / 05/06/2014 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 6:57am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz / 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

by ugh / 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I don't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

by Miami6and3 / 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML

by thanks mom ¬_¬ / 08/24/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

by mykhael / 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm / United States (Louisiana) / Animals

Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML

by OhBoy / 08/05/2013 at 3:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids