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MissWhitneyB

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MissWhitneyB

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  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1231
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MissWhitneyB : Hello 😊 .
I'm Whitney ❤️ !

MissWhitneyB's page activity

Visits<b>stingray112</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 5:23pm<b>bps315</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:22pm<b>prajju99</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Um_bye</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 12:07pm<b>Mc_Clap</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:36pm<b>stevethellama</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:57am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 6:30pm<b>jjmack34</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:40pm<b>wantmeasandwich</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 1:20pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 12:50pm<b>JLattouf</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 12:32pm<b>yenze</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:30am<b>ewilsonbruh</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:04pm<b>Krastrolytric</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 11:16am<b>murphyb765</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 10:49am<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:42pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 6:29am<b>kingneirad</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 7:59am

Fucked!<b>bps315</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:22am<b>Um_bye</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:08pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:30am<b>jjmack34</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 9:41pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:51pm<b>JLattouf</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:36pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 12:29pm<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:30am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:39pm<b>generalmalaise</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:33pm<b>FlendtDK</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 12:41am<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:49pm<b>buck1131</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:41pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:45pm<b>sneakybabymaker</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 5:49am<b>byramzd</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 5:04am<b>sxy_raw</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 7:58am

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MissWhitneyB's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34604) - you deserved it (13465)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

#20912417
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49741) - you deserved it (3019)

On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51404) - you deserved it (4322)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77839) - you deserved it (8617)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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