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by Thanh Quang / 01/31/2011 at 12:58am / Love
by Anonymous / 01/02/2011 at 1:22pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Geek
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/30/2010 at 10:23am / United States (California) / Health
by leve80paladin / 10/25/2010 at 11:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Nuttree / 08/01/2010 at 3:02am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
by sarah / 07/14/2010 at 12:32am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by DLS / 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by fuckmylife / 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by masterzach21 / 01/22/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML
by Lovergirl / 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by thatguy / 12/26/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2009 at 10:26am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Intimacy
- Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three… Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my… Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck…