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Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML

#21464468
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13663) - you deserved it (1416)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

#21463569
76 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm - health - by KenzoBVB - Canada

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
120 comments

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On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

#21461958
68 comments

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On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

#21460883
77 comments

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On 08/26/2015 at 8:31am - love - by Ananimus (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

#21459919
156 comments

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On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

#21459659
84 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18598) - you deserved it (9751)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML

#21458053
52 comments

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On 08/19/2015 at 1:44pm - misc - by SebastianCT - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

#21453118
45 comments

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On 08/07/2015 at 11:16am - work - by not telling you my name (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

#21445902
99 comments

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On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22903) - you deserved it (3092)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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