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Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2014 at 10:54am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Money
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
by not on life, that's for fucking sure / 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 1:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 10:10am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML
by Anonymous / 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
by mykodu / 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/22/2014 at 1:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by mislead / 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by compulsiveliarssaytheylikeme / 09/17/2014 at 9:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by KayEffEh / 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 7:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
by akieferr / 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Amithatevil / 08/29/2014 at 8:35am / Japan (Kanagawa) / Kids
by AgentOrion / 08/29/2014 at 12:16am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking to work, I found out what it feels like to be hit in the face by a rolled up newspaper thrown from the window of a moving car by a paper boy doing his rounds. It hit hard enough to give me a black eye. FML
by newswithabitofbite / 08/28/2014 at 6:31am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…