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MissEris

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MissEris

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1171
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissEris : My name is Jocelyn or Joce. I model, I Cosplay, I fire spin and am a Dom. I also have an addiction to anime (mostly Yaoi)
Mostly.
I do more but I'm too lazy to list right now :)

MissEris's page activity

Visits<b>BigDrewski22</b> - yesterday at 10:36am<b>buster113</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:09pm<b>MrConcise</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:15am<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 9:51am<b>Mons</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:56am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:53pm<b>FleibenHolden</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 8:43pm<b>NoFightinDestiny</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:58am<b>K40RU</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 9:13pm<b>FrostyKittens</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:39am<b>randomname98</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 11:35pm<b>zach12334</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:26pm<b>Mafia_</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:46pm<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:08pm<b>lauralabia3</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:38pm<b>kyuubi1</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:37am<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 9:44am

Fucked!<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:37pm<b>mustangbravo</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:50pm<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:05pm<b>GhostDuck</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:38am<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:23am<b>illusong</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:31am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:17am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:30am<b>K40RU</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:41pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 10:24am<b>emmama19</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 11:36am<b>cnbcad</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 10:51am<b>snapplecap281</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 2:05pm<b>patd77</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 11:13pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 6:41am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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MissEris's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

#21398482
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (2308)

On 04/23/2015 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (5591)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

#21398382
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33510) - you deserved it (2184)

On 04/23/2015 at 8:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Dundee City)

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

#21397889
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28660) - you deserved it (2599)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25948) - you deserved it (3093)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML

#21397265
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24551) - you deserved it (9155)

On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML

#21397145
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28948) - you deserved it (3061)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML

#21396211
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29686) - you deserved it (4244)

On 04/19/2015 at 12:34pm - love - by leonuniz (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

#21396154
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28906) - you deserved it (2703)

On 04/19/2015 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

#21395685
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21868) - you deserved it (28903)

On 04/18/2015 at 10:38am - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30619) - you deserved it (4847)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

#21393183
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27713) - you deserved it (2804)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30732) - you deserved it (9345)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

#21391907
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32194) - you deserved it (2592)

On 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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