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MissEris

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MissEris

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1033
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissEris : My name is Jocelyn or Joce. I model, I Cosplay, I fire spin and am a Dom. I also have an addiction to anime (mostly Yaoi)
Mostly.
I do more but I'm too lazy to list right now :)

MissEris's page activity

Visits<b>FrostyKittens</b> - yesterday at 1:39am<b>randomname98</b> - yesterday at 11:35pm<b>zach12334</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:26pm<b>Mafia_</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:46pm<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:08pm<b>lauralabia3</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:38pm<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 12:59pm<b>kyuubi1</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:37am<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 9:44am<b>PrinceOfBritain</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 12:48am<b>bmba94</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 12:27am<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 6:09am<b>igg125</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 5:08pm<b>mustangbravo</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:50pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 2:06am<b>bruhandbutercup</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:57pm<b>turdoblast</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:00pm

Liked!<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:37pm<b>mustangbravo</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:50pm<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:05pm<b>GhostDuck</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:38am<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:23am<b>illusong</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:31am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:17am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:30am<b>K40RU</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:41pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 10:24am<b>emmama19</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 11:36am<b>cnbcad</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 10:51am<b>snapplecap281</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 2:05pm<b>patd77</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 11:13pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 6:41am

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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MissEris's favorite FMLs

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32513) - you deserved it (3025)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my pop-tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML

#21369280
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22674) - you deserved it (17552)

On 03/06/2015 at 12:41pm - work - by f*ck (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

#21369082
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14774) - you deserved it (40009)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42763) - you deserved it (19259)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML

#21368890
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34907) - you deserved it (2773)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:38pm - love - by Not Homeless - United States (New Jersey)

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23369) - you deserved it (33004)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29513) - you deserved it (3073)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18173) - you deserved it (54567)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34519) - you deserved it (2902)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

#21360941
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29834) - you deserved it (4100)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML

#21342394
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26745) - you deserved it (4307)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:36pm - kids - by ameliaruth09 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32783) - you deserved it (3411)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

#21339526
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (18721)

On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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