About MissCharlotte : Hi there, my name is Charlotte, I'm 21, I live in New York, and I have a shoe-shopping addiction. My sister likes to hack my account so if I say something stupid, its probably her. Feel free to message me... I will message you back! That is all. Byee!!
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Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML
by dragynfyre / 03/06/2012 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my hatred for IKEA reignited when I rammed my knee into my hotel bathroom's plexiglass counter top while I was drying myself off. Their interior designer must have have been suffering brain damage when she matched everything with the floor tiles. FML
by Skyra / 03/02/2012 at 4:06pm / Portugal (Setubal) / Health
by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 12:18am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 2:58am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids
by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
by Kara / 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by Me / 11/26/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Tom / 11/01/2011 at 1:01am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 1:02am / United States / Love
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