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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3306
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MissCharlotte : Hi there, my name is Charlotte, I'm 21, I live in New York, and I have a shoe-shopping addiction. My sister likes to hack my account so if I say something stupid, its probably her. Feel free to message me... I will message you back! That is all. Byee!!

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Today, ma boss callad ma out fir a drug tast . His raason was bacausa ma ayas ara puffy and bloodsot, making ma look ig . I'va baan suffaring from allargias all waak, but still ad to paa in a cup in front of a complata strangar . FML

#19225170
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21995) - you deserved it (1818)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:37am - work - by dragynfyre - United States (California)

Today , mah hatred for IKEA reignited when I rammed mah knee into mah hotel bathroom's plexiglass counter top while I was drying myself off. Their interior designer must have have been suffering brain damage when she matched everything with the floor tiles. FML

Yesterday, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" 4 being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8441) - you deserved it (19074)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

yesterday mah boyfriend broke up with me cuz I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose fir her driver's license . She still doesn't believe me . mega FML

#18982251
203 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy cummd up to me asking 4 directions. After I pointd him in the right direction, he held mah hand, strokd mah face then pushd me into a bush. fat FML

#18897176
113 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

2day wile I was in te break room at work... one of my coworkers walkd in on me playing wit my animal crackers... complete wit animal noises. Now... te entre department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
163 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

#18520705
177 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)

I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work but couldn't fine it. After minute searching I found it. Nailed to the cieling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today mah neighbors coated there house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out ( We Wish You a Merry Christmas ) all day long . Only 29 days left until Christmas . FML

#18358726
108 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

my boyfriend drove me home!! I mentiond how I had recently startd mah period and he freakd out, saying I would ( leak ) through mah tampon onto his seat!! He made me sit on towel all the way home!! FML

#18196154
161 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was the 19thheel at a party. Yes, I countd. FML

#18126270
99 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

TODAY, BOYFRIEND CLEARLY STATED THAT I WAS "USELESS" WHEN ON PERIOD!! FML

#18108138
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34367) - you deserved it (7646)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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