About MissCharlotte : Hi there, my name is Charlotte, I'm 21, I live in New York, and I have a shoe-shopping addiction. My sister likes to hack my account so if I say something stupid, its probably her. Feel free to message me... I will message you back! That is all. Byee!!
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Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Miscellaneous
by cclllc / 08/14/2012 at 5:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by youmothERFUCKErs / 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by shorty4 / 07/13/2012 at 10:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by BooBabe / 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 5:56pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Health
by Matt / 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
by Fillifilo / 04/18/2012 at 12:38am / France / Miscellaneous
by lindsaykay / 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
by Jealousbitch / 04/12/2012 at 5:27am / United States (Florida) / Love
by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would… Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often… Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God"…