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MissBubblesXoxo

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MissBubblesXoxo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 634
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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MissBubblesXoxo's favorite FMLs

Today, after politely reminding my husband to turn the bathroom light off after he's done, he did so. While I was on the toilet. FML

#21258522
57 comments

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML

#20999870
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54927) - you deserved it (3629)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

#20969207
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46731) - you deserved it (3670)

On 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm - work - by fuggers :/ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML

#20968575
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52385) - you deserved it (4741)

On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

Today, my mother insisted I dress very smartly in suit attire for my first job interview at a hippy-style retail store. My interviewer wore a poncho. I didn't get the job. FML

#20472658
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30508) - you deserved it (6826)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:20am - work - by frustrated - Australia (New South Wales)



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