About MisUnFortunate : My boyfriend is amazing. And perfect. And cute. Bye.
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Today, my drill sergeant found out it's my birthday. I spent the rest of the day scrubbing large, filthy pots for the entire base of 2000+ and scrubbing grime off of bathroom walls. Happy birthday to me! FML
by Thank you, exactly what I wanted Sergeant / 08/21/2016 at 9:53am / Work
by gavthewarealpaca / 05/16/2016 at 5:36am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by clutzirella / 08/07/2015 at 2:32am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 9:17pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by are you kidding me? / 03/10/2014 at 4:22am / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Miscellaneous
Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 7:45am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
by SlapAndTickle / 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm / United States / Kids
by Ellie / 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
by she knows / 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by animal lover... / 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm / Animals
by Overworked / 09/30/2013 at 1:01am / United States / Health
Today, yet again, I got to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on and porn sites opened. Weird porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this, or how they have access to my office, or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML
by MymB612 / 09/24/2013 at 7:15am / Work
by cuntsmom / 09/24/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/23/2013 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how…