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Mirorbo's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML
by Flippy / 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
by K_M / 08/23/2010 at 12:18am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Kids
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML
by jessiegirl / 08/21/2010 at 11:32pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Sara246 / 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Single / 08/19/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Love
by roflcopter / 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 08/18/2010 at 12:30am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by J.O.S / 08/17/2010 at 12:59am / Canada (Quebec) / Transportation
by ew. / 08/17/2010 at 12:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
by shinee / 08/15/2010 at 12:05pm / Singapore / Health
by carless / 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
by Bullet / 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm / United States / Kids
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2010 at 5:34pm / United States (New York) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…