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Mirorbo
  • Town/Country : Pyrite Town, Orre
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8001
  • Number of comments : 1459
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Mirorbo : Let the music play!~

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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37604) - you deserved it (14405)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

#12792587
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23589) - you deserved it (5339)

On 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm - work - by Flippy - United States (Washington)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7688) - you deserved it (66089)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML

#12673402
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36537) - you deserved it (5582)

On 08/21/2010 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by jessiegirl - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (2966)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34751) - you deserved it (6082)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

#12612052
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15118) - you deserved it (26056)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

#12596251
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22319) - you deserved it (2396)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML

#12574406
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24675) - you deserved it (6572)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35672) - you deserved it (4088)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

#12538079
101 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 12:05pm - health - by shinee - Singapore

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32385) - you deserved it (3551)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

#12498978
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33896) - you deserved it (2170)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

#12439664
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33331) - you deserved it (3191)

On 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

#12436669
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27193) - you deserved it (2438)

On 08/10/2010 at 5:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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