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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1970
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Mipz : Maybe I'm a sweet teenage girl who likes to laugh at others' misfortune. Or maybe I'm a 42 year old man looking for people of that description on this stupid website. You may never know o.o

I tease. I'm in highschool. Now go away...

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Mipz's favorite FMLs

Today, dog climbd onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food!! Then whind until I showd him how to get down!! He does this every night!! My dog is a genius!! FML

#20171812
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16276) - you deserved it (4376)

On 11/21/2012 at 12:00am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

I realizd I'd put on my shrt on inside out... so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off... I accidentally droppd it in the toilet. mega looool FML

#20169668
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (5314)

On 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML

#20037487
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9950) - you deserved it (26458)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to fine both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8056) - you deserved it (25426)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, mah husband staggered home after a night of drinking . He was too intoxicated to fine the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box . Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him . His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world . FML

#19873141
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18438) - you deserved it (2123)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -

I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squrrels. One fell down mah shrt and the next thing I know I'm being attackd by a squrrel that lookd like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26472) - you deserved it (5600)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, in te spirit of Cristmas, I let a spider live in ma room . I normally kill tem, because I'm scard of waking up wit one on ma face . I woke up wit it on ma face . FML

#18633962
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31465) - you deserved it (22090)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14860) - you deserved it (37387)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Taday I Invitad A Faw Of My Co-workars Ovar To Play Vidao Gamas. Within An Hour, My Wifa Had Gottan Drunk, Grabbad My Controllar, Told Ma To "gat Back In Tha Kitchan", An Dascribad To Avaryona In Blood-chilling Datail How Sha Took Har Frst Boyfriand's Vrginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (3435)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I Went Caroling With Some Family Friends. We Got Pelted With Oranges. Big Fat FML

#18585273
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15341) - you deserved it (19795)

On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , after explaining to two year old that we were going bra shopping , he decided to announce to the entre bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. mega FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17067) - you deserved it (23198)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

TODAY, I WOKE UP WITH SKITTLES SUPER GLUED TO MAH FOREHEAD. FML

#18561350
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (5607)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today,ile working at te zoo, I noticed a boy trowing candy into te wartog's exibit. Te fastest way to get tere was to go troug te exibit, and speak to te kid from inside. I must ave said tree wordsen a lollipop it me in te eye. Ten te wartog peed on me. FML

#18556039
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23196) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States



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