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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 640
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Minuet : The minuet between the heart and the breath will save my life.

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Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68621) - you deserved it (9935)

On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

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