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Minou

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6238
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Minou : i'm a sleepy princess 👑😌💤

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Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that u wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye an said, "Yeah, but your no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

#19801481
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10606) - you deserved it (23234)

On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today , I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax , resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need 4 grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (10973)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax , resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need 4 grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (10973)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today,ile at te beac, as a joke, I told my girlfriend tat I was a sark. Se ten poked my eyes and punced me in te nose. Wen I started to get mad, se just srugged and asked, "Wat? You're te one tat wanted to be a sark. Don't you watc Sark Week?" FML

#19767813
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10657) - you deserved it (28013)

On 06/10/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by sharkboy (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today..!! sister..!! knowing that I'm terrified of his face..!! taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet!! When I entered the washroom..!! I sprinted back out screaming!! Minutes later...hile in the shower..!! I happened to glance up at the ceiling!! Guessho was grinning down at me!! FML

#19753089
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27242) - you deserved it (8418)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML

#19739013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (6037)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I discovered that as thanks fir my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. fat FML

#19699076
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19830) - you deserved it (1677)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:52pm - work - by vikts (man) - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)

I went to Busch Gardens . Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone . For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear . FML

#19688596
120 comments

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On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today... I was in the hospital with rib injurie after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said... "Well... you'll probably feel lyk you've been hit by a truck 4 ahile." Everyone laughed... except me. When I said he was being insensitive... he replied... "Calm down... I'm just ribbing you." real FML

#19633356
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14995) - you deserved it (27697)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

yesterday mah 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working . He's crying on mah shoulder now , not looool because of the movies , porn , work , or music he probably lost , but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected . real FML

#19629941
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (3703)

On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

today I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (6318)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I Had Mah Headphones Onhile On The Bus. I Didn't Realize How Loud The Music Was Till The Woman Sitting Next To Me Punchd Me 4 Changing Her Favorite Song An Then "ignoring Her"hen She Askd Me To Put It Back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22051) - you deserved it (8284)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I Had Mah Headphones Onhile On The Bus. I Didn't Realize How Loud The Music Was Till The Woman Sitting Next To Me Punchd Me 4 Changing Her Favorite Song An Then "ignoring Her"hen She Askd Me To Put It Back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22051) - you deserved it (8284)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I PAID FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PEE SO THAT I COULD PASS MY DRUG TEST. I DIDN'T PASS THE DRUG TEST. FML

#19520767
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8303) - you deserved it (63444)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States



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