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Minou

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Minou : i'm a sleepy princess 👑😌💤

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Today , mah boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overwieght. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overwieght , he said that his wieght didn't matter because "it's the grl's job to look hot." FML

#20171204
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31192) - you deserved it (4643)

On 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm - health - by thinner than you (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, tis guy I've been dating fir a few monts freaked out and called is mom crying, cuz I told im I migt be pregnant wit is baby. He is 27. I didn't even take a pregnancy test yet. FML

#20171052
240 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by babyblues (woman) - United States (New York)

YESTERDAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE HAVING DINNER WITH HER AND HER PARENTS. I WAS CASUALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH MAH GRLFRIEND UNDER THE TABLE, UNTIL HER MOM STOPPD EATING AND SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT'S MAH FOOT, RIGHT?" FML

#20170839
107 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today mah girlfriend of 6 months yelld at me 4 not comforting herhile she was crying cuz her ex got a new girlfriend and ( it's just not fair. ) FML

#20169074
117 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 2:13am - love - by they've been broken up for a year. - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I HAD MAH WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT . I VAGUELY REMEMBER TELLING THE DOCTOR THAT I'M A VIRGIN . SEVERAL TIMES . FML

#20169028
104 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Bought A New Armband To Hold Mah IPhonehile Working Out So I Can Listen To Music An I Was Excitd To Start Getting In Shape. Unfortunately,hen I Trid It On, Mah Arm Was Too Big An It Didn't Fit. FML

#20168720
84 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today...hile giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace... a woman yelld from the back... asking mehy I'm not out starting looool a war somewhere. I stoppd talking an trid to pinpoint her in the crowd...hich she took as a sign to snort an call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

#20168119
72 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
150 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today.. . my looool girlfriend claimed se was a Viking cuz se's pale and as blond air . Se also warned me tat if I piss er off se'll go 'berserk' on me . Se demonstrated by smacking me in te nuts wit a wooden spoon . FML

#20167650
109 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 2:45am - love - by jasmith - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, MY BOYFRIEND WHISPERED, "CUM, MY PRECIOUSSSSS" INTO MY EAR, IN HIS SCARILY ACCURATE GOLLUM VOICE. I THINK MY CLITORIS JUST ABOUT WITHERED AWAY IN DESPAIR. FML

#20165510
121 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend cummd and sat on my lap. She landd directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. mega FML

Today, ma mom cummed ome drunk and yelled at me 4 20 minutes 4 not feeding te cat. We don't ave a cat. FML

#20164653
58 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I ad to stand next to my wife at te supermarket, beet-red an pretending not to exist; about alf an our into our sopping, se completely lost er sit at te advertising on te loudspeaker, turned to anoter patron, an screamed into is face to sut te fuck up. FML

#20164356
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16680) - you deserved it (2002)

On 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggestd a game where we puttd our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation did out, and fereful of having an awkward silence, I checkd my phone. FML

#20160706
137 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 5:08pm - money - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was waitrassing fir a huga family. Thair bill was $750. Excitd about tha tip, I was shockd to saa only $0.50. As thay wara laaving, I thraw tha twohola quartar at thair haads. Guassho also got fird today. FML

#20150831
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18055) - you deserved it (42350)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States



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