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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 September 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 750
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, a kid in class kept catting to is friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time te guy e swappd wit movd, te stenc from is armpit waftd over. It smelld like naco ceese crossd wit ball sweat. It got so bad tat I eventually ad to go dry eave in te toilets. FML

#21050316
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (3338)

On 02/04/2014 at 1:55pm - health - by even axe would smell better (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today , I got paper thrown at me cuz I didn't agree with mah classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati!! FML

#20981275
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37483) - you deserved it (4736)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Amy - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML

#20981063
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45176) - you deserved it (5595)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53012) - you deserved it (5534)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today,hile taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket . I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool . Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet . I was robbed with my own knife . FML

Today, mah cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandond birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it explodd an about 30 wasps came after me lyk looool the wrath of God. FML

#20749556
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49361) - you deserved it (4667)

On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today... I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose an mouth with his hand an complaining... ( Noooo... u need to die now. ) FML

#20695159
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64222) - you deserved it (5158)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (112724)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML

#20537010
160 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45373) - you deserved it (6877)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, A GRL CAME UP TO ME ON THE STREET AND SAID, "YOU HAVE LYK NO SWAG, BRO." FEELING CLEVER, I SAID, "AT LEAST I HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION." SHE THEN TOOK OUT HER WORK ID, SHOWING ME THAT SHE WAS A SURGEON, FLIPPD ME OFF, THEN WALKD AWAY SAYING, "THIS IS TOTALLY GOING ON FACEBOOK." FML

#20502122
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31029) - you deserved it (28127)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I returned to Germany fir a break from studies abroad. I got lost while out fir groceries, so I tried asking a guy fir drections. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners bothering to learn the local language. FML

#20432089
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23044) - you deserved it (4791)

On 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING WITHOUT MY SEATBELT ON , WHEN I NOTICED A POLICE CAR APPROACHING. I PANICKED AND DESPERATELY FUMBLED AROUND FIR MY SEATBELT , ONLY FIR THEM TO PASS BY WITH JUST A FUNNY LOOK. THEN IT HIT ME THAT I WAS RIDING MY MOTORCYCLE. FML

#20428799
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22961) - you deserved it (45215) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/28/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by ELparano - Canada



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