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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.


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Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33264) - you deserved it (3747)

On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52312) - you deserved it (5027)

On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (3633)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19083) - you deserved it (24130)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30641) - you deserved it (2391)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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