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  • Number of visits : 61648
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mikeymikey : No one cares about the ranting..
ON a serious note
You want some real FML? go to Congo or remote parts of africa where rape and death is everyday's FML for lots of ppl. Life generally sucks but it's usually worse for the next guy. So man up and move on. life deserves to be lived right for those who can. Some just don't have a choice.

Seriously FML isn't what it was..
Has anyone realised that most FML's are written by total strangers that suddenly pop up on FML?? but when normal FML members want to write an FML it is not accepted?? auto generated FML's?? mmhh... What say you? AaARGGGGh!!!

Ignorance is bliss, so's island life on the weekends :p
Pirates are kewl... aarrrgh!!
SO much negativity up there.... here's a positive thought... GTFO
:) jokin!!!
PEACE

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2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

#3192725
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83472) - you deserved it (14239)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I WAS AT THE BEACH WALKING ON THE BOARDWALK WITHOUT A SHRT ON. TWO CUTE GRLS R WALKING WAY AND I DECIDE TO TRY AND IMPRES THEM BY FLEXING ABS. WHILE I FLEXD THEM , I ACCIDENTALLY LET A FART OUT THAT EVERYONE HERED. EVERYBODY , INCLUDING THE GRLS , LAUGHD HYSTERICALLY AT ME. FML

#852008
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13140) - you deserved it (75279)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by gotmon3y (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking down the street with mah acoustic guitar on mah back !! I saw a grl that I lyk coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play mah guitar to try and impress her !! I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole !! Now mah guitar is cracked !! FML

#740742
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18413) - you deserved it (73674)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor askd me ( have you been having any intimate relations? ) and the frst thing that I blurtd out was, ( you mean with other people? ) FML

#722108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20874) - you deserved it (67445)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS SHAVING OFF MY BAARD 4 THA FIRST TIMA IN A VARY LONG TIMA . I DACIDAD TO HAVA A LITTLA FUN WITH IT, AND SHAVAD MY BAARD FIRST INTO A GOATAA, THAN A HANDLA-BAR, THAN, FINALLY, INTO A HITLAR MUSTACHA . MY ALACTRIC RAZOR DIAS . I DON'T HAVA A NORMAL ONA OR AN AXTRA BATTARY . FML

#597085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37858) - you deserved it (82879)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Woke Up At Three In The Morning When Two Cops Busted In The Door To Mah Apartment And A Frantic Voice On Mah Cellphone Saying "Sir? Sir? Are You All Right? Sir?" Turns Out I Had Been Having A Nightmare And Dreamed I Called 911 . I Actually Did . FML

#440568
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68160) - you deserved it (8135)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682594) - you deserved it (458074)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52498) - you deserved it (98452)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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