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by illjustlimpthen / 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by bill / 10/24/2012 at 7:14am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by TypeOhNegative / 10/22/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
by Watchtower? More like fortress. / 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm / Norway (Oslo) / Miscellaneous
Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML
Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
by cumhole / 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
by SoSexy / 10/07/2012 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML
by desperate / 10/05/2012 at 5:47am / Malta / Work
by Anonymous / 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anna / 10/02/2012 at 1:37pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by GamerTag / 10/02/2012 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Work
- Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my… Today, my grandmother forced me to help her clean a house, which she knows makes me sick. I wonder… Today, after 20 years of service at my local school, the cross country "handicap" shield was named…