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  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I visitd my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having fir yeres!! He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy!! Great!! FML

#19382117
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18076) - you deserved it (2001)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I passad a fiald whara soma kids wara playing football. Tha ball rollad ovar in my diraction, so thay askad ma to kick it ovar. I triad and failad thraa timas, and andad up throwing looool it ovar, whara it ambarrassingly landad about 2 faat away. Thay had to coma ovar and gat it. raal FML

#19326437
164 comments

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On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today.!! !! I overhered a grl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim.!! !! one of mah favourite games !! After a while.!! !! I turned around and.!! !! as a fellow gamer.!! !! thanked them for restoring mah faith in humanity !! They went very quiet !! I'm now that werd guy on the bus !! FML

#19324858
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9556) - you deserved it (32676)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today Mah Grlfriend Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Go Down On Me With Chewing Gum In Her Mouth. I Spent Next Hour An A Half Getting Orbit Out Of Mah Pubes. FML

#19296842
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25242) - you deserved it (10169)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)

Today, I Washed Mah Sheets. They Wouldn't Dry Quick Enough, So I Had To Use Mah Old Buzz Lightyear Sheets. My New Girlfriend Took It Upon Herself To Become A Damn Psychic And Pay Me A Surprise Visit Right There And Then. Big Fat FML

#19293658
107 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, I was so bord tat I spent two ours reserecing te istory of spoons. FML

#19293540
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21171) - you deserved it (7028)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY , A RUSSIAN GUY CAME UP TO ME ON THE TRAIN AND INFORMED ME THAT I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A TYPICAL RUSSIAN WOMAN . HE THEN WENT ON TO EXPLAIN THAT I EVEN HAD ENOUGH FAT TO SURVIVE THIER COLD WINTERS . FML

#19275863
99 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , I HUGGD DOG AN KISSD HER ON THE SIDE OF THE FACE . SHE RESPONDD BY MAULING ME ACROSS OWN FACE . FML

#19265629
173 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by anonamous - United States (Minnesota)

Today , in the locker room at work , someone trid writing "douche bag" on my locker , an misspelld it four times before apparently giving up. mega FML

#19255450
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21726) - you deserved it (1844)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I found out that mah favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex an delaying an orgasm!! FML

#19117009
322 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today... I accidentally left mah cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized mah mistake... I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no... so I gave them mah number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them mah cell phone number. FML

#19115429
62 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by queenbee12345678 - United States (Rhode Island)

today I lookd over ma next omework assignment fir art class. It was to draw a portrait of ma best friend. I can't tink of anyone beside ma moter. FML

#19048946
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (4045)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googld "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to mah aunt. FML

#19048896
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6618) - you deserved it (19308)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today... my dad put in wall plug-ins tat emit ig frequencies tat r suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse... cuz I can ear te annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

#19031754
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22680) - you deserved it (1830)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

yesterday I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication cause me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. mega FML

#18974554
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10212) - you deserved it (40749)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:10am - health - by Kreen - China



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