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  • Number of visits : 2867
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About MikaykayUnicorn : My profile picture physcially pains me. Just thought I'd let you know, you filthy muggle. I'm female, obviously.
Welcome to hell, I will be your tour guide.
We all joined FML because it makes us feel better about ourselves, don't lie. Or you just really like to laugh at other people's pain.
Feel free to message me. It's okay, I won't judge you. (unless you're a pedophile or a murderer or something. Then I might judge you a little bit.) Yes, my username is weird. I was in a weird time. Don't judge me, dammit. I ain't ask for yo criticisms.
Please, if you saw my FML and the follow up, do not message me and tell me what I did wrong in taking care of my cousin. It is a past event and I am not in control of him, I cannot teach him anything when he is in another state. Thank you.

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