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  • Number of visits : 3316
  • Number of comments : 307
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 31 posted

About MikaykayUnicorn : For decades, I had my iconic profile picture. And now, I fucked up. Curse you, big thumbs and "delete photo 1" button! Oh well. Time to move on to bigger and better things.
Welcome to the hellish depth of nothing that is my profile. I will be your tour guide.
I'm female, obviously.
You're either going to think I'm 7 years old or 40 years old. I am neither.
We all joined FML because it makes us feel better about ourselves, don't lie. Or you just really like to laugh at other people's pain.
Feel free to message me. It's okay, I won't judge you. (unless you're a pedophile or a murderer or something. Then I might judge you a little bit.) Yes, my username is weird. I was in a weird time. It was all weird. I regret it immensely. When will FML introduce a "change username" option so I can release myself from this hell?

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