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  • Town/Country : In your nightmares...,
  • Title : Madam
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About MikaykayUnicorn : I'm a female, incase you were here for the sexy beast in my pic. I'm 12. If you're wondering why my title is misses, it's because I'm Mrs Destery Smith. (haha I wish)
I ship Shoey, Nestery (if you know who they are, message me & I'll love you forever) and Larry. I'm a Potterhead, a tribute, a homestuck, a Bro, a crybaby aka a friend, (only Cryaotic fans understand) and a Directioner.
I'm literally obsessed with Mathew Lush and Nicholas Laws. It has become unhealthy.
Message me about: Lush/Laws, Homestuck, Cry, Destery, potatoes, or anything random & I'll probably answer you.

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Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML


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