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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4207
  • Number of comments : 584
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 49 posted

About MikaykayUnicorn : Welcome to the hellish depth of nothing that is my profile. I will be your tour guide.
You've probably come here from either a very intelligent comment I made or a very dumb one. Thank you if it's the former, I apologize if it's the latter.
I have a tendency to not give a fuck if I offend you. I would say sorry, but I'm not.
You're either going to think I'm 7 years old or 40 years old. I am neither, but you will probably be disappointed with my age.
If you don't like my profanity, you probably shouldn't be on a site called "fuck my life." Just a thought.
We all joined FML because it makes us feel better about ourselves, don't lie. Or you just really like to laugh at other people's pain.
Feel free to message me. It's okay, I won't judge you. (unless you're a pedophile or a murderer or something. Then I might judge you a little bit.) Yes, my username is weird. I was in a weird time. I regret it. When will FML introduce a "change username" option so I can release myself from this hell?

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MikaykayUnicorn's favorite FMLs

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

by njh / 03/27/2015 at 9:29am / Ireland / Kids

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

by MikaykayUnicorn / 09/21/2014 at 10:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

by liilii / 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm / India (Kerala) / Animals

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

by AndrewKeane / 06/09/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

by Screwed Up / 05/09/2013 at 1:30am / United States / Health

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

by gjh / 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy