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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2258
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About MikaykayUnicorn : My profile picture physcially pains me. Just thought I'd let you know, you filthy muggle. I'm female, obviously. One time I had an FML published. It was pretty alright.
Welcome to the leppy.
Feel free to message me. It's okay, I won't judge you.

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

#20832766
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49402) - you deserved it (5214)

On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

#17664853
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27477) - you deserved it (11201)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached up. I picked him up and gave him a big hug, and he immediately pushed me away. He wasn't reaching for me, he was reaching for the bag of chips on the table next to me. FML

#4987188
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33547) - you deserved it (6144)

On 09/01/2009 at 10:17pm - kids - by pinks (woman) - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

#4156027
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55643) - you deserved it (3328)

On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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