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About MikaykayUnicorn : Welcome to the hellish depth of nothing that is my profile. I will be your tour guide.
You've probably come here from either a very intelligent comment I made or a very dumb one. Thank you if it's the former, I apologize if it's the latter.
I have a tendency to not give a fuck if I offend you. I would say sorry, but I'm not.
You're either going to think I'm 7 years old or 40 years old. I am neither, but you will probably be disappointed with my age.
If you don't like my profanity, you probably shouldn't be on a site called "fuck my life." Just a thought.
We all joined FML because it makes us feel better about ourselves, don't lie. Or you just really like to laugh at other people's pain.
Feel free to message me. It's okay, I won't judge you. (unless you're a pedophile or a murderer or something. Then I might judge you a little bit.) Yes, my username is weird. I was in a weird time. I regret it. When will FML introduce a "change username" option so I can release myself from this hell?

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Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

by Screwed Up / 05/09/2013 at 1:30am / United States / Health