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Miguemex95
  • Town/Country : Alpaugh, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Miguemex95 : I like FML just to get a good laugh :) feel free to message me if you want to know more

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Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

#20066828
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5636) - you deserved it (23496)

On 09/10/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by mrs14 - United States

Today, I was talking to an art critic at an exhibition. He told me that the artist had no talent and went on to tell me everything wrong with each painting. I'd painted them all. FML

#20065231
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15653) - you deserved it (1658)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:12pm - work - by the bad artist - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22103) - you deserved it (2110)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

#19427377
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27829) - you deserved it (2176)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Brianna Weltmire - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33794) - you deserved it (5318)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32289) - you deserved it (6883)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6161) - you deserved it (37417)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38999) - you deserved it (11496)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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