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  • Number of visits : 7106
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Migole : My boyfriend says I'm addicted to this site :P Might be true.

Migole's page activity

Visits<b>LOUNGE_LIZARD</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:26pm<b>hetalia_thailand</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:12pm<b>XPiemaster</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:58am<b>slick175</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:49am<b>Rocky351</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:43am<b>Twigman8</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:22am<b>RandomUsername88</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:34am<b>Supersonic54</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 11:04pm<b>burri3354</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:44pm<b>BigC_from_Bama</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:43pm<b>mccrightp</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:45pm<b>hugtrees13</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 10:31am<b>One_Way</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 1:50pm<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:53am<b>xwendifferx</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:01pm<b>melons</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:30pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:32pm<b>Benmantha</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:07pm

Fucked!<b>mccrightp</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:51pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:45pm<b>devi_916</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 8:05pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Johnnycake23</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:14pm<b>xninix</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 12:25am<b>Holybatman</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:40am<b>lukian</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:24am<b>Jareth_King</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:05am<b>kittyninja19</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:11am<b>briang959</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 10:18pm<b>kimg0885</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:02pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 3:09pm

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Migole's favorite FMLs

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

#19355965
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20872) - you deserved it (3402)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26912) - you deserved it (4452)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML

#19270252
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31948) - you deserved it (7720)

On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12623) - you deserved it (38909)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

#19067640
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28722) - you deserved it (4094)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

#19033928
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36997) - you deserved it (1910)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom convinced me that she and my dad were getting divorced. I have anxiety problems, so I had a panic attack. She then laughed, and said, "Just kidding, I wanted to see your reaction. It's the best so far." FML

#18622971
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (3600)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:42am - health - by somewhatlucky - United States (California)

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

#18503694
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (3544)

On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16984) - you deserved it (34726)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39925) - you deserved it (5862)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42184) - you deserved it (10378)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48430) - you deserved it (7833)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29916) - you deserved it (2380)

On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43788) - you deserved it (3576)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142420) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)



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