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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 6037
  • Number of comments : 256
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Migole : My boyfriend says I'm addicted to this site :P Might be true.

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Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682620) - you deserved it (458065)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682620) - you deserved it (458065)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682620) - you deserved it (458065)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead fir over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, ( She looks lyk she's sleeping ) and ( She's so cold. ) To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name fir three yeres. FML

#293616
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87402) - you deserved it (3606)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:20pm - animals - by LJ (woman) - United States (Florida)

I got back to mah apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on mah apartment changd an all mah thing on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see wat had happend. Turns out it was an accounting error on there part. FML

#250263
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88516) - you deserved it (2968)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:12am - misc - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a rd light. I lookd over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to mah window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey grl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up 4 it in sped and stamina." She lookd over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

#239452
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8770) - you deserved it (80369)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today..!! I was walking along the street and passed a young couple!! Over my shoulder I hered the girl say to her boyfriend ( Would u still love me if I looked like her? ) FML

#232729
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (167848) - you deserved it (10384)

On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237995) - you deserved it (31202)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118629) - you deserved it (275274)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194139) - you deserved it (126790)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194139) - you deserved it (126790)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I'm playing basketball with mah little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he hered that word, he respondd with "Daddy calls you that when you're around." FML

#112335
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145258) - you deserved it (11881)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273974) - you deserved it (60023)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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