About MichiSixx : Hello there~. The name is Michelle and that's all you really need to know. :)
MichiSixx's FML badges
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
MichiSixx's favorite FMLs
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
by bakedplum / 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
by Michelle / 08/03/2011 at 2:01am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Courtney / 07/21/2011 at 5:54am / United States / Transportation
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by sillyfox4lyfe / 05/07/2011 at 3:08am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 04/16/2011 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by fail / 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML
by Chris / 12/23/2009 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
by olive_costume / 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/02/2009 at 3:51am / United States (Nevada) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside…