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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2243
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MichiSixx : Hello there~. The name is Michelle and that's all you really need to know. :)

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Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (2755)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went with mah friend to see a movie. I handed mah student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at mah picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. fat FML

#19233268
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (2580)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today I had to use the restroom while at work . I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall . Not two minutes after I sat down I noticed someone peeking in . FML

#19233138
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22628) - you deserved it (2212)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States

yesterday mah son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I cummed to looool as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

#19222051
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28587) - you deserved it (9467)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

today I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner he said he had to go get something from his car. When I askd what it was he smild an said it was a surprise. I waitd fir mah surprise fir half an hour. Then I decidd to pay the bill an go home an cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55062) - you deserved it (3402)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was texting a guy that one of mah friends told me about . She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf . Three hours into great conversation I forgot and askd himhat his favorite music was . FML

#18875593
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25776) - you deserved it (10647)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, this grl I liked made her Facebook status ( Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers? ) I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to ( Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers? ) FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38903) - you deserved it (3508)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my friend an his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk an he startd walking home. While driving around looking fir him, I accidentally hit him with my car. real FML

#18417405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28717) - you deserved it (8813)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, I discovered my sister as a looool crystal met problem wen se set fire to our ouse . mega FML

#18198070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34043) - you deserved it (2312)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, ( No, I don't want to shave mah nose hair, u crazy bitch. ) He lives alone. FML

#18178318
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29473) - you deserved it (2111)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

I scored the winning goal in mah soccer tournament!! For the other team!! fat FML

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42427) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42427) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I was hurriadly doing laundry. I thraw a sacond load in tha dryar an slammad tha door shut. All of a suddan, I haard scratching an whining coming from tha dryar. My cat probably hatas ma now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (35269)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)



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