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About Michaelsgirl04 : Engaged to a wonderful man. My picture is the two of us on Hallowe'en. We're getting married after we both graduate. He's studying to be an architect and I'm studying to be a biologist of the wildlife variety :P We want to do medical missions together. aaaaannnd I think that's all you need to know. Does anyone even read this stuff?

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Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML


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On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, I had a mental break down. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was "I think we were better off as friends." FML


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On 10/13/2009 at 1:01am - love - by Schmolly (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by tara22 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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