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Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Today , I ad to wake my mom up . Wile se was nakd . On te toilet . FML

I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down looool for a talk , only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore , for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today , I went to the school dentist fir the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out mah teeth with the metal toothpick-thing , constantly hitting mah gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood , she looks up and says , laughing: "Oh , I forgot to putted mah glasses on". FML

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On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was trying to turn on computar an couldn't . I spant twanty minutas trying to figura out wat was wrong whan I finally calld husband for halp an mada him laava work . Ha cummd in, looool lookd at tha wall, an pluggd it back in . Tha look on his faca said it all . FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 10:10am - misc - by burnnotice (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I was looking in tha rafrigarator for somathing to drink!! I found a jug of lamonada with a piaca of papar on it saying ( Mom's Lamonada , Don't Drink! ) I was raally thirsty , so I ignord it an drank tha whola jug!! My mom is about to hava a colonoscopy an had filld it with laxativas!! FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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