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About Michael903 : Old enough to know better, too young to care. Who am I? Picture Tom Cruise or Liam Neeson. Well, I'm nothing like that. I'm just a guy who is allowed to share a very small piece of a king sized bed with a bulldog. One of these nights maybe I'll get to use the covers...

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