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Today, I went to the grocery store with mah mom's boyfriend!! We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in mah hand, and said, ( No, no, you have to FEEL the bread, ) and started rubbing it all over his body!! He's moving in next week!! FML
Today, mah boyfriend called me to come over cuz we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and mah boyfriend standing over me. Just as I looool was about to smile and ask fir a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left.
Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML
yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015