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MetalxSoldier

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 925
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MetalxSoldier : I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be and satisfaction feels like a distant memory. -Arctic Monkeys
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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30284) - you deserved it (2617)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32025) - you deserved it (4596)

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