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Today, while playing basketball with my new coworkers, I managed to get the ball stuck between the hoop and backboard. In trying to free it, I also got a traffic cone stuck and ended up having to drag a large ladder across the court while everyone watched. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Kids
by pudh / 08/05/2015 at 7:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by that was mine / 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by ducksgurl / 05/12/2015 at 12:17pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Intimacy
by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/26/2015 at 3:09am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by montanadinosaur / 04/26/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Montana) / Love
Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money