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Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
by Never Again / 08/09/2016 at 2:17pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Ummm / 08/03/2016 at 3:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by married to a bipedal husky / 07/12/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was crossing back over the Mexico-US border. My mother-in-law got out of the car to go to the bathroom, since traffic was horrible. Two hours of worrying sick later, turns out she crossed the border without telling me. FML
by dumbmotherinlaw / 07/06/2016 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Holidays
Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After looking into it, one of the 1-star ratings claimed "mechanical problems". The description of the reason, "He drives a Ford." FML
by darkangel7410 / 06/22/2016 at 4:37am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, I looked at the revenue from my Etsy shop. After hours and hours of hard work, I was ecstatic to find that I made about $560 so far. That is, until I remembered that it all went to my mom's bank account and I paid all the fees out of my own pocket. And yes, she won't give it back. FML
by shecrieseverytimeIremindher / 06/07/2016 at 6:29pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, while playing basketball with my new coworkers, I managed to get the ball stuck between the hoop and backboard. In trying to free it, I also got a traffic cone stuck and ended up having to drag a large ladder across the court while everyone watched. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Kids
by pudh / 08/05/2015 at 7:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by that was mine / 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by ducksgurl / 05/12/2015 at 12:17pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Intimacy
by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
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