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MetalxSoldier

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 954
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MetalxSoldier : I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be and satisfaction feels like a distant memory. -Arctic Monkeys
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MetalxSoldier's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

#21393386
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27046) - you deserved it (2879)

On 04/14/2015 at 4:33am - intimacy - by Lebac - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

#21392914
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25589) - you deserved it (4829)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (2718)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27424) - you deserved it (4775)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

#21390086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26110) - you deserved it (6783)

On 04/08/2015 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by righthook - United States

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16390) - you deserved it (40498)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35916) - you deserved it (2919)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32230) - you deserved it (4608)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

#21323895
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31469) - you deserved it (2412)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:25am - work - by CalebNotShomo - United States (Texas)

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML

#21267748
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39864) - you deserved it (3545)

On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML

#20869383
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57826) - you deserved it (4140)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

#20644845
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63044) - you deserved it (5935)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:49am - love - by walkingdead_1029 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

#19870672
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52196) - you deserved it (2427)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

#19135287
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26045) - you deserved it (3321)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25564) - you deserved it (3152)

On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)



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