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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4531
  • Number of comments : 551
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Metallica36176 : I try to find something in every subject I like...so Im kind of easy to get along with. Anything that has to do with Zelda gets an instant like/thumb up. Like if your username, profile pic, or comment has anything to do with it - instant like. :) The only thing I hate about FML is proof that people are assholes. I hate when people are mean for no reason whatsoever. It pisses me off to see some asshole reply to a comment with a stupid smartass remark such as "No. Just no." People have the right to comment but just stop being dicks. Now if they are being that way first and deserve it cool, but there is no reason to just be an ass.

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TODAY, AFTAR SOMA PASSIONATA LOVA MAKING WITH MY HUSBAND, I ACCIDANTALLY FARTAD ON HIS LAG!! HA SHRIAKAD AND FRANTICALLY BAGAN SHAKING HIS LAG WHILA SCRAAMING, "GAT IT OFF! GAT IT OFF!" FML

#15079652
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21104) - you deserved it (32873)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was on the bus heading home from school... when I noticd a ridiculously hot girl near me... checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turnd around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32928) - you deserved it (4364)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend left me fir mah step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her fir the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that mah stomach pains r due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify fir Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

2day I recieved two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now , an the cards were from our two children,ho live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened , an niether of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42533) - you deserved it (3319)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman askd me what cummd on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, ( Bacon, egg, and cheese. ) She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at mah face and says, ( Laugh at that, jerk. ) FML

#13212563
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (6001)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day I noticed that the walls of apartment are ridiculously thin.. . when I heard neighbor slowly walk up the stars.. . slam the bathroom door.. . lift the toilet cover.. . take a pee and end with a nice ( AAHH . ) FML

#13030985
124 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today... in mat class... I ad te urge to fart. I ad te brigt idea tat if I dropped ma textbook and farted at te same time... nobody would ear it. I dropped ma textbook... everyone looked at me... ten I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
228 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today,hile out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clerely he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." big fat FML

#10707989
188 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out exactly wat Ducolax stool softener is all about . Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39329) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today.. . My Dog Accidentally Crapped On Her Leash . When I Flicked The Leash To Get The Poo Off.. . It Went Flying . Have You Ever Had Warm Poo Hit You In The Face On A Cold Dayhen There's 6 Inche Of Snow On The Ground? I Have . FML

#7913686
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23485) - you deserved it (8775)

On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm - animals - by doggie_doo_face (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sneezed with so much forcehile I was driving that Ihacked mah head on the steeringheel an honked the horn. fat FML

#7268268
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23771) - you deserved it (4058)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (11874)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to mah song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to mah face. FML

#6364461
62 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, son told me to grow a pair an ask girlfriend of a year an a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML

#6344201
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11869) - you deserved it (32821)

On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)



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