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Meowcenary

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41046) - you deserved it (9522)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27722)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dropped mah kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin!! FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (36639)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday as I awoke, te sun was sining, te brds were tweeting, and police srens were wailing at a drug bust next door !! FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39706) - you deserved it (3450)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah roommate's pets conspired against me . "The dog ate mah homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them . The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through mah laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate mah pen drive." FML

#21171341
70 comments

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On 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML

#21168476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (8520)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

#21091449
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43502) - you deserved it (9421)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today , I found out what it feels lyk to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus . FML

#21088237
106 comments

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On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
402 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in my Honors English class . I sneezd very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture . I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." real FML

Today , I saw a kid getting bullied; a grl was hitting him in the head!! After having an inner struggle with wat to do , I tried to stop them!! Both kids then turned on me , and called me a "hippo"!! FML

#21078067
72 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 5:55pm - kids - by meandme (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips cuz I dozd offhile tanning and burnd them extra crispy. FML

#21062623
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (39512)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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