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Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

#20959913
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40685) - you deserved it (2898)

On 11/16/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by gonnafail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today mah now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other grl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

#20933703
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (3395)

On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah father was taking pictures of mah friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offerd to show us. He scrolld one picture too far and endd up showing us a picture of his penis. mega FML

#20927261
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59696) - you deserved it (4553)

On 10/20/2013 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Female_Lucifer (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was using new curling iron to curl hair . I was sitting down . Suddenly I droppd the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between bare thighs . big fat FML

#20927250
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44846) - you deserved it (5521)

On 10/20/2013 at 8:39am - health - by cantcloselegs (woman) - United States

Today was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar 4 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

#20837089
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55374) - you deserved it (5040)

On 08/14/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by NewBride (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY, I RETURND FROM A LONG BUSINES TRIP A DAY EARLY TO SURPRISE WIFE. SHE WAS SLEEPING, SO I CLIMBD INTO BD AND STARTD SPOONING HER. THINKING I WAS AN INTRUDER, SHE SIMULTANEOUSLY KICKD ME IN THE GROIN, ELBOWD ME IN THE RIBS, AND SMACKD THE BACK OF HER HEAD INTO JAW. FML

#20805942
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43629) - you deserved it (24610)

On 07/27/2013 at 4:03am - love - by good_aim (man) - United States (California)

I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food . After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down toward his crotch . He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to mah scrotum because it gets sweaty and stick to mah leg." FML

Today, Mah Math Teacher Raged At A Student Fir Eating An Apple In Class. As He Yelled At The Student, He Slapped The Apple Out Of His Hand And Right Into Mah Face. Everyone Laughed, Including The Teacher. FML

#20693212
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50077) - you deserved it (3440)

On 05/29/2013 at 2:29pm - misc - by WTFruits - Canada (Ontario)

Today I went into the men's restroom an started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man . As he zipped up an walked away he said to me "Don't worry it'll grow."

#20663182
84 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm - health - by DrewK (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairshen she counts how many she's putting in fir a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

#20641701
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23602) - you deserved it (35364)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:41pm - misc - by Fatty Fatty Fatso (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , MY NEIGHBOURS' WHINY EMO OF A DAUGHTER GOT DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND. IN HER INFINITE WISDOM , SHE'S CHOSEN TO COPE BY PLAYING ON HER RECORDER THE WORST RENDITION OF "MY HERET WILL GO ON" THAT I'VE EVER HERED. IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY. NOW I KNOW WHY HE DUMPED THIS IDIOT. FML

#20641408
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51055) - you deserved it (8743)

On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

my grlfriend dumpd me fir cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a grl. Pretty damning, except she loadd it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd usd to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

#20637622
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53810) - you deserved it (3523)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:16pm - love - by psycho ex (man) - Brazil

I walkd in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

#20637584
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71939) - you deserved it (8065)

On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I'm on holiday in Ghana . After having worn an anklet I bought ere for the past two weeks, I was told that it's usd by the local prostitutes to advertise thier trade . FML

#20637157
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46183) - you deserved it (7163)

On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today , I Met Ma Boyfriend's Mom 4 Te Frst Time. I Introduced Myself And Went To Sake Er And. Se Looked Me Up And Down And Said , ( I Don't Sake Ands Wit Wores. )

#20636996
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60996) - you deserved it (7108)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States



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