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Meme1988

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4712
  • Number of comments : 338
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school

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Meme1988's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML

by lonelyashell / 03/02/2010 at 3:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

by Celeste / 03/02/2010 at 4:14am / Singapore / Transportation

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

by thisucks / 01/28/2010 at 8:59am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

by computergeek / 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

by Toldyouso / 01/22/2010 at 1:16am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

by sore / 01/04/2010 at 6:30am / Intimacy

Today, I woke up and realized I have experienced my first "nocturnal emission". I am a 24 year old male who has been married for 3 months. Guess who isn't getting any. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2009 at 11:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 7:08am / United States (Washington) / Holidays

Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

by screwed / 11/18/2009 at 10:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

by stixx / 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I finally paid off the massive debt on my credit card. I came home only to find that almost everything I owned had been repossessed an hour before I paid the debt. FML

by clecker / 10/08/2009 at 6:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

by ForeverEmbarrassed / 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

by kelizabeth / 08/05/2009 at 2:17pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy