About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school
About Meme1988 : i love nature.
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Meme1988's favorite FMLs
Today, I was in McDonalds with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, 'Whoa, you're really pretty.' No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, 'Wow. He must have been drunk.' FML
by ugly / 11/14/2010 at 2:39am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
by lolu / 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML
by Dilly / 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by mster233 / 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 6:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML
by earths_venus / 08/26/2010 at 8:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML
by toriforever / 07/05/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
by babysitter / 06/24/2010 at 5:38pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Lou / 06/01/2010 at 11:59am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Transportation
by laurenraeee / 05/25/2010 at 1:18am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/19/2010 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by steakysteak / 03/12/2010 at 10:06am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML
by talhabilal / 03/11/2010 at 9:28am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand… Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So… Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my…