Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Meme1988

Offline (yesterday at 6:42pm) | Search for a member

Meme1988

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3527
  • Number of comments : 338
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school

Meme1988's page activity

Visits<b>Emma1562</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:40pm<b>NeyNeyDaDa</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 2:35am<b>emily_tuttle</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 10:31pm<b>accidentalsheep</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 9:40pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 9:59pm<b>lorenz77</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 6:32am<b>tacogirl</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 11:27am<b>fairydust7</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 6:10pm<b>dandee_one</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 9:40pm<b>sisas</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 5:15am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 4:57pm<b>Rebekahxxx</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 5:10am<b>bryanjamieluke</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 8:17pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 10:19pm<b>jubejube239</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 10:18am<b>Ilikepie467</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 11:29pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 3:41pm<b>TyroneB</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 11:16pm

Liked!<b>lorenz77</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 7:22pm

Meme1988's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of Meme1988's badges

Meme1988's favorite FMLs

 Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

#19281452
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15841) - you deserved it (11419)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:53am - health - by missgayle319 - United States (Texas)

 Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

#19281452
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15841) - you deserved it (11419)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:53am - health - by missgayle319 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40177) - you deserved it (6871)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died 2 years ago. FML

#19243777
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7380) - you deserved it (52600)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:43am - work - by ITM21 - United States

Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML

#19181492
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18281) - you deserved it (3739)

On 02/28/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by sadgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

#19161997
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33636) - you deserved it (2062)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

#19099040
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22522) - you deserved it (5205)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31337) - you deserved it (4093)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

#19026330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (2327)

On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

#18726895
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11244) - you deserved it (27514)

On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML

#18642967
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26221) - you deserved it (2632)

On 12/29/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by dontpeeonmenxtime (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31346) - you deserved it (6223)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

#18472242
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32467) - you deserved it (8257)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15094) - you deserved it (40168)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15094) - you deserved it (40168)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: