About Melspence : My name is Melissa :) I'm an actress/model in NYC. I'm very spontaneous and fun! I love FML, just cuz all the encouragement and love people give on here to others. It's so amazing :)
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I agree, their lives suck
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Melspence's favorite FMLs
Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML
by Godhelpme / 06/15/2014 at 10:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Florida) / Health
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