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Lost somewhere in the Mediterranean.
Love to travel.
I ❤ America
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by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Minecraftwhyyy / 08/22/2012 at 11:13am / United States / Love
by jenA / 08/21/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by lostforlife / 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
by potassiumgirl / 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
by anonomous / 04/07/2012 at 11:27am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML
by Dooh / 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Forever sad / 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
by MJjunior / 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
by Username / 08/31/2011 at 3:36am / United States / Intimacy
by Annie / 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by rojin12 / 08/30/2011 at 2:30am / United States (Maryland) / Work
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…