Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1246
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Melanef : Well, I'd like to be happy, but sometimes it's just impossible, so, I accept having fun instead =D

Melanef's page activity

Visits<b>shaar</b> - the 04/03/2013 at 11:55am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:01pm<b>kisseshugsdrugs</b> - the 07/14/2010 at 1:25pm<b>Cuervo23</b> - the 06/10/2010 at 4:01pm<b>LilAfo</b> - the 06/09/2010 at 5:51am<b>Apparatus333</b> - the 06/07/2010 at 3:05pm<b>GreekGoddessGirl</b> - the 05/26/2010 at 1:14pm<b>kinneym0067</b> - the 05/21/2010 at 9:57pm<b>lajaynay</b> - the 04/10/2010 at 6:01pm<b>AngryNinja</b> - the 03/01/2010 at 7:04pm<b>Holybatman</b> - the 01/30/2010 at 2:19pm<b>mysmjas</b> - the 01/30/2010 at 6:57am<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 01/26/2010 at 1:59am<b>pixiepdx</b> - the 11/28/2009 at 1:28pm<b>DrunkenValor</b> - the 11/10/2009 at 11:28am<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 11/10/2009 at 12:51am<b>iljajlm</b> - the 09/07/2009 at 1:20am<b>v1kt4r</b> - the 09/05/2009 at 10:59am

Melanef's FML badges


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Melanef's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML


I agree, your life sucks (87759) - you deserved it (6057)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40202) - you deserved it (12606)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: