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Melanef
  • Town/Country : Taboão da Serra / SP, Brazil
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 858
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Melanef : Well, I'd like to be happy, but sometimes it's just impossible, so, I accept having fun instead =D

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Melanef's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79631) - you deserved it (5387)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34185) - you deserved it (10916)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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