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Meggston

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MeggstonMeggston
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 838
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Meggston : My names Megan, I am often rude as well as super nerdy. I apologize in advance for both.

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Meggston's favorite FMLs

Today... I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a vrgin. FML

#21181955
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54864) - you deserved it (5369)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there 4 nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

#21177356
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25020) - you deserved it (44108)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Today, I got into THE party of the year . Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father an I were out of town . FML

#21140812
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38098) - you deserved it (5056)

On 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm - kids - by jessicab72 - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with mah grlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl... I reached over... grabbed mah grlfriend's boobs an yelled... "Claimed!" She shot back... "Yeah... they are. But not by you." FML

#21099560
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41452) - you deserved it (17835)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I Was Getting Ready, When I Hered Dad In The Shower. He Was Singing Along To The Song "The Wheel In The Sky" By Journey. Except He'd Changed The Lyrics An Was Singing, "The Dick On This Guy Needs A Rubbin'." It Turns Out Mom Was In The Shower With Him. FML

#20634724
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64183) - you deserved it (5218)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today , I told boyfriend tat I didn't want to go out wit im because I was aving a fat day. After ten minutes of figting , e trew a ring box on te floor an stormed out. I basically refused is proposal because of body issues. FML

#19977285
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9365) - you deserved it (62761)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36149) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon.

#14955015
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (6052)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having brthday dinner with my grlfriend and her parents,hen her Dad askedhat I got her she replied "He said he was looool going to give me a Pearl Necklacehen we get home." I realized then that my grlfriend did not knowhat I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

#250417
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24684) - you deserved it (87888)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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