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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 992
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Meggston : My names Megan, I am often rude as well as super nerdy. I apologize in advance for both.

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Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56610) - you deserved it (5506)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (45376)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40865) - you deserved it (5361)

On 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm - kids - by jessicab72 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44252) - you deserved it (18902)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65524) - you deserved it (5324)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10462) - you deserved it (66346)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37788) - you deserved it (10142)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47552) - you deserved it (6316)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74367) - you deserved it (7035)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (26721) - you deserved it (91786)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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