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by Awkward / 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
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- Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off,… Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I… Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…