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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1381
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MeTheBeast : As you can tell my profile pic is BALLIN. Just like me everyday ;)

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Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41324) - you deserved it (3196) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9636) - you deserved it (43942)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

#17541030
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31670) - you deserved it (2518)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40829) - you deserved it (6488)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38890) - you deserved it (4372)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37448) - you deserved it (11956)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

#14700960
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22203) - you deserved it (4017)

On 01/24/2011 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

#13675259
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22605) - you deserved it (10042)

On 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

#13295050
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29700) - you deserved it (8993)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

#12483686
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4813) - you deserved it (50293)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46836) - you deserved it (13784)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

#9029119
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31333) - you deserved it (1902)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23301) - you deserved it (21271)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32192) - you deserved it (3699)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

#8568837
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you deserved it (3265)

On 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm - love - by Crappyfayman (man) - United States (Arizona)



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