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MeIsHere

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MeIsHere

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MeIsHere : I live a crappy life. FML!!!

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MeIsHere's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

#20496769
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42005) - you deserved it (2592)

On 02/07/2013 at 4:51am - misc - by fviz (woman) - United States

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31947) - you deserved it (2574)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65624) - you deserved it (4866)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28853) - you deserved it (4301)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)



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