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McMan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7599
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About McMan : I used to use FML a while back in 2009-2011. Took a "break" from 2012-2013. Now I'm back. We'll see how long that lasts for. >.>

Hobbies: Gaming, reading, watching anime.

If you're a fan of FML, you may like Sirinz.org. Created by our favourite sadistic mod, Sirin. It's a quote database for good FML comments as well as a forum.

Favourite FML Commenters:
1. Sirin
2. KaySL
3. Cinn
4. Docbastard
5. Doortje
6. KingDingALing
7. zebidee
8. Sinkhole

RIP Sirinz.org. The FML Forum I frequented from 2010-2015.

McMan's page activity

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McMan's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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McMan's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45809) - you deserved it (2946)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, it was report card day at swimming lessons. Because it was the last day, a little girl brought me flowers. She was the only kid in that class who didn't pass. FML

#21251459
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (3410)

On 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm - work - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35745) - you deserved it (4949)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

#19593515
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14480) - you deserved it (36369)

On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

#19588733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17756) - you deserved it (3836)

On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7279) - you deserved it (25249)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25415) - you deserved it (3148)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25415) - you deserved it (3148)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34913) - you deserved it (2632)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

#18911929
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (5684)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (2624)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41250) - you deserved it (9753)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30494) - you deserved it (6895)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14869) - you deserved it (37415)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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