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Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
by f*ck / 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm / United States / Love
by James C / 04/18/2012 at 4:48am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love
by Tyler Smith / 11/03/2011 at 7:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 1:33pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by brokenarm / 03/03/2010 at 11:46am / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Health
by cbarebo / 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2009 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
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