About MaydayParade1476 : I don't really post that many FMLs... I just like to moderate and re-post the illiterate ones that are amusing.
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Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed as Bobo the Evil Clown, chasing trick-or-treaters. All I've been able to do is chase after her, and apologize to the terrified children's families. FML
by bobosgonnagetyou / 11/01/2013 at 2:04am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by NOKHAN / 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by vrossie_ / 09/08/2013 at 1:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by NoNotCats =^._.^= / 09/03/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 6:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
by thanksad / 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML
by Having a pretty sister sucks. / 08/18/2013 at 9:36pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML
by DrtySnchez / 08/18/2013 at 5:37am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by YayItsYasmine / 08/14/2013 at 12:48pm / Austria (Karnten) / Miscellaneous
by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
by um... what the fuck, miss? / 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML
by JealousBratMuch / 07/25/2013 at 8:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by accountnamevalid / 07/21/2013 at 12:45am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
Today, I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me my bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML
by Misshhh / 07/19/2013 at 12:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
- Today, after getting my husband off before bed, he decided he wasn't going to get me off tho I was… Today, I found out that the manager of my old job, that I absolutely hated and told I quit with a 2… Today, I was playing truth or dare with my colleagues, my girlfriend included she was chosen and we…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…