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  • Number of visits : 436
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Maxis's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21494) - you deserved it (50596)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

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