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  • Number of visits : 334
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20563) - you deserved it (49094)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

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